Where are they now?
So this week’s episode was not very helpful when it comes to blogging, so I thought I would write a blog that really has nothing to do with the episode. What i decided was to do a spoof on the show Where Are They Now? So, I am going to come up with fictional futures for each of the characters in the show. These futures are approx. 10-15 years from now. Enjoy…
Kelli: Kelli’s singing career took off, she has several gold albums, but no platinum ones. Why no platinum? Kelli never got over being uncomfortable on the stage in front of so many people and was therefore unable to get a record deal with a major label. So, what is a girl with a killer voice and stage fright to do… Go To Disney!!! That’s right, Kelli is the singing voice behind many of the newest female Disney characters. Why no Platinum albums, because Disney soundtracks don’t sell that many copies.
PC: Well PC always said that he was ready for something new, but as the Rolling Stones said “You can’t always get what you want.” PC is still living at his parents house (Billy Madison style) and is up to absolutely nothing. He has never had a job and hasn’t had a girlfriend for at least a decade (hmmmm……). One thing PC is good at is losing the Private Investigator that his parents keep hiring to find out where he sneaks off to in the middle of the night. However, our sources tell us that he frequents the house of an unnamed male model. What are you up to PC?
Sebastian: After three wives, three nasty divorces and uncounted torrid love affairs, Sebastian is doing well, though the same can’t be said for his wallet. He still insists that he is the consummate player, but of course he always falls for the girl he is trying to play and ends up marrying her. Of course, he then remembers that HE is the player, has an affair, gets divorced and she gets half. Sebastian I have to ask… How much is half of a half of a half?
Jessie: Of the NYC Prep kids Jessie is doing the best. She is living the dream as the PR Rep for Michael Kors. Her unrivaled work ethic and love of all things fashion have shot her strait to the top. Of course, it isn’t all perfect in Jessie-land. She is still waiting on her dream man to realize that he isn’t really gay and that he is actually in love with her. And i always thought that smart and dumb were mutually exclusive. Oh well, I guess you can’t always have your cake and eat it too.
Taylor: Taylor has actually found a way to put all of her skills to use… and yes, she is a licensed elephant trainer. She is currently employed in Las Vegas as a member of Cirque du Soleil. All those gymnastics workouts and dance lessons are really paying off. And how lucky is it that her Cirque show has animals and, of course, she is featured with the elephants. She and Cole are no longer together…Cole left her as soon as the cameras stopped following her. I wonder how many elephants it takes to snag a decent guy in Vegas?
Camille: Camille did get in to Harvard (quite easily actually). But unfortunately, she had never really given much thought to what she wanted to do after college. She graduated with a degree in Liberal Arts and set out into the real world. She is currently between jobs and never really manages to keep one for long. Maybe it has something to do with always telling people what they are doing wrong and calling them “abrasive.” She is also without a boyfriend(due to her extremely high standards) but has been known to take men home for the unclarified “good time.” Hey, as long as you know you are smarter than they are, who cares what they think!
Well, that wraps up where are they now? Let me know what you think about my alternate futures for the kids or create some of your own. I would love to know where you see one or all the kids in the next 10-15 years. They can be funny/sarcastic like mine or you can tell me where you honestly think they will end up.
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Your predictions seem pretty accurate…Camille’s could definitely come true. I am a Harvard freshman right now and Camille stayed with my lab partner’s girlfriend on a prospect weekend. Guess she got in after all!